413. - Chris & Jason

All right, this episode of How Long Gone is brought to you by Stateside with Kai and Carter, a new podcast from The Guardian. And they are using this podcast to slow down the news and wrestle with the questions that we all have about what's happening in the world. And they do it three times a week, Jason. Does that sound familiar to you? We don't really talk about, you know, a lot of international global news items and climates and cultures and sports and things like that. We do talk about fashion and wellness, but for everything else, Kai and Carter are a great place. All right, so who couldn't use more news? Listen wherever you get your podcasts. or watch on YouTube. How long gone? A Sunday episode. I'm still In Money Making Manhattan, Jason has returned to the motherland. He's kissing the ground. He's earthing. He's eating at Jelena. Have you sawned yet? I have not sawned yet. That is on my to-do list. I need to go to an actually clean and working Equinox. not like the ones in new york sure those cesspools of phil i mean it's really fucked up how nasty they are compared to my my home location but you were if you were getting jerked off you probably wouldn't care quite as much but i understand where you're coming from well the the saunas in new york the one that i was going to it had a lot more real estate in it but it's just it was just messy it was just like dirty and just like water and wet towels and just shit everywhere once again once again if you were getting jerked off you would leave your towel behind too because you have to rush to make it downtown to city bank before 9 a.m so it's it's not you know i think that okay you're doing it wrong so this is starting to sound like you're you're very good at giving this very hyper specific advice almost as if it is sort of coming from a place

of familiarity to you almost as if you have done this before is that weird to say i could say you would think that but i'm proud to say i've never showered or done a steam or sauna at an equinox in my entire life right that's just not for that's not for okay so that reminds me of like when you watch sort of like the the born again like baptist pastor people who who get caught exactly yes child molesting children Sort of, if you don't let out any steam, next thing you know, oh, I did a bad thing, didn't I? No, no, no, that's not, I just prefer, even though I love the Kiehl's range of products, of course, and you know I love to sweat, that's not a problem, I just find my home territories more comfortable for showering. I used to be the same exact way. I also, if I had somewhere to be, I would get it, but most of the time I have, I can, you know, I'm usually close enough to wherever I'm living. or staying to, you know, the five or 10 minute walk doesn't really add too much to my commute. So I can get fresh and still get to the office on time, you know? Maybe we could hire a hypnotist for you that can sort of somehow get you into the, I don't know, because you, it seems like you're a locker room kind of guy. Like when I was there, I ran into Kobe from Rebounder. He was, you know, just a couple of guys in the sauna, in the locker room. whipping towels on each other's rear ends and being what are you doing later you going to jeans yeah what are you doing you got an od on res what are you doing later you want to pop by play some indoor tennis okay so you're saying to me that this is a place for kind of some private male bonding which is something i like and that i might be missing out on that aspect of it uh because i'm only looking at it as a shower yeah you haven't well i mean the other problem is like the last time i was in new york at the equinox the even stinkier one, the one in Williamsburg, it was just like two 24-year-old, you know, content creators in like the finance space who are like 6'5", you know, just chiseled human beings. And they're like, what's the move tonight? Just to see that and hear that, like the young people asking each other what the move is in person versus over.

That's a good point. It's nice to see that. What's the move tonight does feel more like an iMessage than something that is actually uttered by the human mouth, so I'm glad that you were able to... We might go hit raise for one and then just kind of see... We might hit raise for one. God damn it. We're going to hit raise for one frozen... Something in the slushy machine. I mean, they don't have Frosé right now because it's actually like winter, even though like global warming or whatever. So, I mean, we'll just have to get... They do have Coors in the can. It's like the old school, though. The design is sick. Yeah, we might put a Ray's and have like one banquet beer, canned, warm, served warm, of course. What if Ray's served a warm banquet beer and a shot of Jamo? You know, that was their special. It had to be warm. Yeah, no substitutions, no soy sauce. This is how Cousin Greg wanted it. We were talking about that when we were walking around. I feel like it's kind of cold for Cousin Greg. What do you think it could be? Is he going to pop back up now that Season 2 of Secession is coming? He's like a wart that you get removed and it continues to grow. I think that probably, yeah. Like I said to you, I think he's smashed all the regular chicks downtown. And it's just like, all right, well, I guess I got to, like, go to L.A. for a little while, or I'm going to open another throwback establishment to lure in more partners, you know? That's how these Hollywood groomers do it, I guess. But he's never been, has he ever done anything besides succession? Like, is he, I don't know his work. Like, where did he come from? Other than 19-year-olds? I don't know. Where did he come from? No, look, bro, she, look, she has a good job at Sonos, and she's like, she went to Penn. Like, she's cool. She's like, yeah, I mean, she manages a bunch of different projects over there. She knew what she was getting into. Yeah, I mean, she knew me from the show, but, like, I would see her at the bar because I would guest bartend sometimes when Thoreau couldn't do it, you know? So it was kind of like... Bro, no better way of getting fucking pussy than guest bartending, dude. And you, like, get to, like, act like you're a bartender. Can you imagine? Where's my tip? Unless...

Can you imagine being rich and famous from basically being like a heel on a TV show and a do-moi fodder and choosing to guest bartend when you could be in your apartment like sitting there alone? Doing literally anything. Literally. I could be literally doing anything else. It's crazy. It has me thinking because that is a specific trait of celebrity. It has a certain level of thirstiness. You hear stories of Michael Jordan guest bartending at college bars in Santa Barbara because he's just blacked out and wants to see some college sophomore titty or something like that. Bill Murray does it, known groper, known lap sitter. I think this is a toxic trait. If you're a celebrity, you have millions of dollars, millions of fans. You have the ability to have sex with people pretty easily when you're dipping into that guest bartender situation. I don't want to call 12, but who else do you call when you have a situation like this? This brings up, because I'm reading the Matthew Perry memoir, My Addict King. He talks about literally being 23 years old in LA, not really making it, but doing okay. having 17 drinks at formosa on a tuesday night and and being like i he said i literally got to my knees and prayed that god would make me famous like all i wanted was to be famous and then i got friends like the next week oh shit you know and like yeah it's just a crazy and he had this like he talks about his crew which one guy was like a guy never heard of and then one was hank azaria they were all like homies coming up and like That was kind of like him and this other guy who was really good looking. They were like, we prayed to be famous. That's all we cared about. All the other stuff didn't matter. He had his own pussy posse with the guy who does the voice of Homer Simpson. Bro, I think Hank... First of all, I think Hank is... He's the Apu voice as well. Well, he does a lot. Yeah, he does a lot of voices. Oh, he does a lot. Okay. But I think he might be like... He might have...

I think because of that, though, he is very, very rich. No, he's paid up. He has so much money. He has so much money. Matthew Perry mentions in the book is that Hank was a gym rat and was be shredded back in the day. Oh, okay. So I think Hank might have been doing a little business depending on, you know, where his one-bedroom apartment was. It's time I take a second look at Hank Azaria and his sexual conquests. We don't give him the flowers that he does. Let's get him on the pod. No, we need to talk to Hank. Hank, bro, I heard you were a sick man for Matthew Perry. Could you elaborate on that, please? But, yeah, I mean, Praying to be famous and then becoming a guest bartender is a cool pipeline that we've discovered, and hopefully we can kind of keep a watch on that, a guest bartender watch on how long gone. Yeah, that's what happens when you pray to be famous and not pray to do something. good for the world i would i mean it's much cooler to pray to be rich i think so i don't really understand this whole like pray to be famous thing because you know they they sometimes go hand in hand but not always you said it brother i i'm glad you're back in la i can i can hear the relaxation in your voice but i am still pounding the pavement out here and i wanted to give you a quick update on kind of what's been going on with me are you talking about what's going on in the lower east side i mean not particularly but i did just want to because i know the the listeners are waiting with baited breath, but I took another Paris class this morning. Paris played the best set of music I've ever heard in a group fitness class in my entire fitness career. Okay. He absolutely shut it down. He played only the good songs from the new Drake, 21 Savage, some throwback Drake, some Uzi, some Pooh Shiesty. He played, I got time today. He played all my shit. Pooh Shiesty. I know. It was unbelievable. It was honestly, it was unbelievable how good it was. And he also said on the mic, Drake really came back. I'm so glad. after that awful pussy house shit he made. Wow. I almost jumped off the treadmill to dap him up for that one. Okay, so you mentioned Paris wearing a cropped tummy top. Is he gay? Yeah, he's gay. He's from Houston. He's gay. He's a rugby player.

He contains multitudes. Okay, are you guys friends on IG yet? No, but I was so washed after the class day because when you play music, that's good. And I've had my pre-workout and my coffee, and I'm just in the right headspace. I'm able to leave it all on the floor. And he was actually giving someone post-class kind of instruction. So I didn't want to interrupt that to tell him that he just changed my life. Damn, pussy. I will be linking and building with him in the near future. But that brings us to, but I do, his declaration of love for her loss made me, because, you know, people are asking, Chris, what's your opinion on it? Jason, what do you think? You know what I mean? And you're a known 21 Savage head. Yeah, 21. And, yeah, I know. Pussy. What do you think about it? Because we've talked about it a little bit, but I think we need to... I haven't heard what Joe Budden thinks yet, so I'm waiting on that. But I guess I'll listen to you since he's not here with us now. Yeah, I'm a member of the Streets community. What do I think of Hair Loss? I think it's a great album. It's a good album. The good songs are really good. There are a lot of skippers, unfortunately. There is that terrible skit about, what's his name, talking about how he light up the city with my four-cylinder car. Nobody can catch me. Are you talking about known car dealer to the stars, Arthur Carr? Yeah, I love dealing Cal so much, my name is Cal. Yeah, I don't know how he got the Diddy-style pep talk feature, but that's a big move for him. This episode of How Long Gone is brought to you by Squarespace. Obviously, Jason, you and I spend a lot of time on the World Wide Web, so do our peers, our listeners, our friends, our colleagues, maybe even your parents if they're freaky. And if you're doing anything in the world, writing, taking pictures. I do topless boxing. You need a website. Exactly, a website that works, that does what it's supposed to do, that allows you to be creative but also business-minded.

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Leaving bitches on red, using vanish mode when communicating with hoes. I'm like, this is what we need. We can do this all night. Put another log on the fire. I'm going to be here for a while. Now is a good time on track three to have a 50-year-old French guy talk about how he drives a four-cylinder car in Paris and he does it very fast. I don't really understand that skit. It must be, it has to be some type of business deal, some back scratching thing. No, no, no. I think they're just friends. I think there's a Virgil connection. I don't know why that happened because that is also, that's not like a voicemail. You know, that's like a recorded, like he was given a prompt. He was given an RFP. He probably did 17 takes. He got an RFP from Dream Crew. with kind of the ask, and he was able to go into the local recording studio. What are my KPIs? What is my goal to accomplish for this skip? And he's in the booth with the BlackBerry reading, and he's like, oh, line. Oh, yeah, I like the city. Calling line for a... When I was listening, I was like, so you said you're in charge of turning the lights on on the Eiffel Tower every night, so that's sort of like... The lonely guy who works in like the lighthouse tower off. No, no. He's, you know, Cape Cod or something like that. He was cosplaying as a, you know, hourly worker. He's a very well-paid high-end car dealer with one of the coolest offices I've ever been in. Yeah. So I don't know why he's claiming to turn the lights on. I think he's saying his swag could get the lights going. Is there a chance that he was using the ancient out of Mittafell? I think he was. He could have been using the famous Parisian. art of Mithithel? Yeah, not Petitfel. Mithithel. Aubrey, I don't actually work at the lighthouse. That would be crazy. But when Aubrey touches, when Air Drake touches down at Charles de Gaulle, that's who you call to get the fucking Bentley truck to pull up at the hotel, at the Ritz. I need the fucking murdered out Ren Wall. Feldell?

Hold you, Dale. Sit down. Hey, you know 21 Savage is like, what the fuck is this guy saying? I'm sure 21 Savage did not hear that. 21 Savage has probably been to Paris once, you know, maybe. Yeah, it's one of those. EU passport holder. It's a little easy for him since he's British, you know, but still. He's like, I haven't been out there since I was fucking, what's her name? Big head ass. Amber, Amber Rose. Yeah, Amber Rose took me there. We did a slut walk. I haven't been in France since Amber had to do some kind of butt shot commercial. I don't remember what it was. The food was weird. Not a fan. But when you're 21, you're like a pretty big rapper. But compared to Drake, it's a whole other level. And so Drake, I'm assuming, sort of takes the driver's seat in this situation. And you're like in the studio and we're doing the mix downs with 40 and he's, you know, he's putting up some BC buddies in the air and hitting his spleef. And like third song comes on. He's like, yeah, now we're going to play this two minute skit of a guy talking about stuff. And 21's like, he's like the Jay-Z reluctantly rocking. Yes. animated gif he's just like he might even just look how do you say he might even just hit the bathroom you know what i mean like he starts playing he's like yeah i'll be right back you know i'll be i'll be right i'll go get a little air i mean i was looking at 40 because first of all that you know they said this was delayed because 40 got covid which is clearly a lie because they didn't want to go head to head with taylor swift because even even drake would lose that that battle oh for sure but i think that 40 i just don't know why 40 wears those glasses He wears like the kind of like thin Cartier style hood classic. And I'm just like, bro, you're too rich to wear this style. It just looks funny to me. It's probably a comfort issue for them because I don't think he's only wearing glasses because he has to. I don't know if it's like he's trying to sauce on you. He definitely wears them because he has to. But it just makes me, I'm just like, dude, get the LASIK. You know what I mean? And just kind of level up a little bit.

I just, he's always high. So I feel like when he's squinting, you know what I mean? It's like the glasses are going to cause more problems than good. It's a good point. But also he smokes so much weed as a functional stoner that the amount of LASIK paranoia, because I'm sure like. That's a good point. The night before you're going to drive down to go see Kobe Bryant's LASIK guy or whatever, there's probably some reluctant. thoughts going through your head like damn my tummy was doing somersaults okay i was a little i was a little nervous um but yeah 40s zooted he probably takes a few of those delicious canadian zannies and and he's he's like good to go but i now do you think the real question is jason and this is be careful how you answer this you know is the line about Megan Thee Stallion actually about Megan Thee Stallion, or is it about women getting butt shots? Because that's hotly debated. The community is in shambles. Ethel Kane is saying she's going to sick the Amish on Drake. A lot of people are very upset, but then friend of Drake's, OVO Yachty, took to Instagram Live to kind of be like, in his own way, that was almost... hard to understand basically nah nah this is not about megan this is saying women get butt shots and they're lying about right so the so the line in circle loco where drake yes destroys a daft punk song one more time look use use the sample use the beat that's fine but don't don't do like a haphazard lazy woman it's it's it's lazy drake you're better than that but The bitch lie about getting shots, but she's still a stallion. It's a double. It's a double entendre. You know how rap music works. It's a double, maybe triple. You know, I don't I don't think it's in reference to Mal to to Megan Thee Stallion. I don't think I think it's it's just saying like it's just like a reference. You know, like I think 21 says I'm handing out bullets to my ops on some Oprah shit.

Or like everyone, you know, all my ops get a bullet on some Oprah shit. So it's just sort of like people get shot on some Meghan shit, you know? It's like it's a known thing that this person was shot. and I'm not commenting whether or not I believe it's real or fake. Drake also was able to kind of give his take on women's rights and abortion. Oh, I didn't catch that. These guys that never got no pussy in high school are telling women, you know what I mean, it was one of those things. It wasn't like a chest-out declaration of how he feels, but it was something that people were responding positively to. He said, Ice Spice sucks. And he made fun of broccoli rapper Drom who got on Instagram Live and was like, it's on site for you, which is just hilarious because Drom lives in a two-bedroom house in suburban North Carolina and nobody's talked to him in six years. Good luck with that, bro. Yeah, Drom is teaching pre-K right now at a very nice liberal arts school. He just showed him his tiny desk as his resume and you're hired, kid. Drom and his chick opened a little daycare kind of for the neighborhood. So he's doing okay. The deluxe album didn't give him the boost he thought he was going to get last summer. But Megan, it kind of makes me wonder because Megan Thee Stallion... responded saying, stop using my shooting for clout, you bitch ass. Beep. Since when is it cool to joke about women getting shot, especially rappers? You are lame. Ready to boycott bout shoes and clothing but dogpile on a black woman when she says one of y'all homeboys abused her. And I think I would like to see a scenario where Megan Thee Stallion and Drake Let's do it Jake Paul style. I don't think it's outside of the realm of possibilities for Megan Thee Stallion to at least put up a pretty good fight going toe-to-toe with Drake. I would like to see Megan Thee Stallion. kick drake's ass i think the whole world would love to see that megan the stallion could kick drake's ass there's no question but she also nobody would like it more than drake that's true he would like he would like her uh spiked jimmy chu on his little nuts you know i mean imagine aubrey's spank bank having megan the stallion fucking sitting on your head until you're just like screaming uncle the problem is she has a boy megan the stallion has a boyfriend and his name is partisan fontaine his name is

Partisan Fontaine? P-A-R-D-I-S-O-N. Partisan. I'm not familiar. They call him party with a D-I. So I'm not familiar. So that means if Megan Thee Stallion's man went both ways, he would be bipartisan? He would be bipartisan. Yes. Jesus Christ. Yeah, he would be. Next question. I think this guy has had a song or two before. He's a songwriter. I'm sorry. So in addition to writing several tracks for Cardi B, Party also spent ample time working as a ghostwriter for Lil Nas X. Oh, so he is gay. And Ed Sheeran. Oh, he's really gay. Oh, no, I saw. Okay, I know who this person is because they posted a hashtag viral image of him like playing 2K while she was backing that big ass dumper on top of him. And everyone was like relationship goals. I would love to be like a 40 year old guy hanging out with. Megan Thee Stallion and being like, nah, I'm all good. I'm going to play my video game. Yeah. I mean, I think if you're really addicted to Call of Duty and you have your headset on, no ass is going to stop you from being racist with your boys. I mean, it's different. In my household, whenever I have the headset on and I'm gaming, pussy dries up. That's the problem in your household, but I guess... It's the only problem I have in my life, to be honest. So I should be grateful. My point is that... Party couldn't do shit. Like, Drake would duff him out. Or, you know, maybe OVO Noel or someone would kind of take him out. No, one-on-one Party would give him a run for his money. He doesn't look like a small guy. He doesn't look like a small guy, but I don't think... I just don't... I don't know. I don't have faith in this guy. But I think Megan Thee Stallion could kick both their asses. And that's kind of why he's in a relationship with her to begin with. Yeah, I guess if your name is Partisan Fontaine... And you have a trademark symbol next to your name on Instagram. Even if you do look brolic as hell, I guess you are a pussy. You ain't really about it. But I believe Partisan Fontaine, the craziest part about this, I think that might be his government name. I don't think that's his stage name. I think that is a God-giving. If it's a government name, then what? That's a pimp-ass name. But I'm looking at him. He's swole as hell. He's a big fucking guy. Yeah, he's big. I'm just saying he has a giant tattoo on his skin.

stomach that says feminist have you seen that oh my god crazy i mean he's covered in tattoos um all over like head to toe but in just like plain plain like ariel all caps font right above a giant eight ball on his ribs he's got just the word feminist i'm sorry i'm sorry he was born jordan kyle lanier thorpe party's stage name was initially inspired by back to the futures marty mcfly originally He wanted to call himself Party McFly. This should be a Patreon episode. Party McFly, but decided to drop the McFly and just keep Party. I think he didn't decide to drop that. I think all of his friends and family told him to drop that. Actually, this is smart of him. He said, I thought to myself, Jay-Z is not going to do a song with somebody named Party McFly. Which is... Never mind, I take it back. I'm a... I'm a massive party fan now. I think I'm ready to party. I think this guy is cooler than I thought, but I still think that if you have a feminist stomach tattoo and you're dating someone like Megan Thee Stallion, you're probably a little... You're not a shot caller, is what I'm going to say. Point counterpoint, 21. When he had to wear the superhero costume while doing the slut walk and wearing the sign that said, I'm a hoe. 21 has bodies, and he did that. That's how powerful Amber Rose pussy is. Make you fuck around and do some weird shit like that. 21 Savage is just kind of all over the place. I can't really pin down his personality. I feel like he's a little bit of a silly billy, but he also is a murderer. Yeah, go ahead and try to put him in a box, Chris. Yeah, exactly. You can't. My favorite song on the album, of course, is Middle of the Ocean, where Drake just goes absolutely fucking crazy for like six minutes. Middle of the Ocean lyrics. But that being said, I don't know how much I'm going to go back to this, you know? Right. And just for reference, it's going to sell like $350 and be number one, and Taylor Swift sold like $1.3. Sure. So he would have absolutely gotten fucking dusted. So that's why he said on that song, I'm doing...

Harry Styles numbers, I'm doing bad bunny numbers, but he did not say I'm doing Taylor Swift numbers. And he's definitely not doing bad bunny numbers either. No, he's not. No, he's not. Nobody is. But the song is very good. But yeah, I mean, overall, I would say, I mean, that's the song where he fires shots at Serena Williams' dork-ass Reddit founder husband, who then said, who then his retort was, I am a groupie for my wife and daughter. Which is just like, bro, don't say anything. You're coming to a fight. You're not going to win this fight, bro. Just be quiet. You are a dork. You are not built for this. Why not try, though? Because what's really going to happen? Nothing. Is Drake's Canadian soft ass really going to put a zip on his head? That's not really going to happen. But I just think it's so funny that that guy responded by being like, you know what, Drake? I am a wife guy, and I'm proud of it. And it's like, we all know that, dude. You're like, it's just, it's all there. But it was a pretty funny line, I have to say. It is a funny line. It's Drake acting out because he clearly wants Serena Williams to, quote unquote, beat him up real bad. His words, not mine. I guess the reason this happened is because he met, Serena introduced him to the husband, you know, when they were together or whatever a while back. And the husband pretended to not know who Drake was. Like, on some, like, oh, I don't really listen to music. What's your name? You know what I mean? Which is just a... I would love, I mean, to be in the room to see somebody attempt that, just the cojones it takes to try and pull it off with a straight face to be like, you know what? You look super... We said your name was Drake. Are you Drake? Do you have your stuff on, like, SoundCloud? Like, I can check it out? That's cool. Oh, Bandcamp Fridays are big. Yeah, I'll make sure to support you. Yeah, I think it reminds me of this time. I remember this time in 2006 when Perez Hilton was the biggest thing in the world. This guy was huge. It was all he made to talk about. It was before the lap band? Way before the lap band, before he was crying. So I met this. It was a friend of somebody's, and Perez Hilton came up, and she literally was like, I don't know who that is. I don't have a TV. And I was like.

Well, that's interesting because he's not on TV. It's a website. And I was literally like, you're lying. And she would not back down to claim that she didn't know who Perez Hilton was. And to this day, I believe she was lying the same way that Serena's husband is lying. Let's give her a call. Yeah, let's ring her up. But, yeah, I mean, I think this is pretty good. But, I mean, people are going crazy for it because it's like. Rap music is such a terrible place that this is as good as it's going to get, probably. Yeah, the lyrics on Middle of the Ocean really are... It's going absolutely bananas. There's a lot going on. It's very wordy. This is definitely 5,000 words. I get upset when rappers reference rock bands. I think we should launch a consultancy where we kind of help them with that. I'm going Pink Floyd. You beep cannot rock with me. Like Pink Floyd, we got to do better. Like we could do something a little cooler than that. And I think this happens a lot. We're like Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, you know, the Beatles. Like we should go a layer deeper. Like, why isn't Drake saying, I'm going mud, honey? You beep cannot rock with me. And he mentions, I like that he clears the record saying, I never wore Mike Amiri's. I mean, also saying his name instead of just Amiri's is a nice personal shot. In a way that only Drake can do. I mean, it's because he has thick thighs. I don't think it's because he didn't want to. Drake's got too much in the wagon to pull on the lycra. He did say, I'm really on a roll like Hamachi, which is... That's a little more of a drum line than a Drake line. You could do better. That does feel drum-ish. Yeah, but I mean, you know, look, it was nice to hear a couple of these songs on the treadmill, and that's kind of where it's at, but I did hear a lot of it in the street yesterday, I have to say. I heard a lot of cars bumping it in New York City. I guess the final takeaway on it, in a sea where almost every album is bad, This one, this is cream floating to the top. It's obviously not the best work that Drake's ever done or 21 has ever done, but it's definitely, like, compared to what else we got going on, I think the whole world is happy to have an album that they can listen to. Unfortunately, there are a lot of skips. And just do what I do on Spotify, just go through, make a new playlist, add the entire album to it, and then just remove all the songs that are bad, and then...

that's how you listen to it you never have to skip i didn't yeah i mean i don't i'm not going to go that far because i don't care because usually i just listen to the same one good song 50 times well you're not going to go that far because on apple music i don't know if you have that level of functionality i might not that's that's true i've never tried but i mean look this is better than This is better than Kendrick Lamar. Thank God for that. So, you know, we're moving on up. It's no Blackstar, though, featuring Mostef and Talib Kweli. Check him out on SNL next week. Yeah, Blackstar playing SNL is literally the dustiest thing I've ever seen in my life. But, you know, this is where it's also... The new Black Panther movie comes out next week. They could have gotten Rihanna to do that boring song. You know what I mean? Let's celebrate something that's timely. I think the boring Rihanna song is growing on me a little bit. They were playing it when I was in the Uber on the way to JFK. I think it may have come on the radio. If you get caught in the right emotional state, the leaves are falling. You're zooming by down that bridge. It was kind of hitting. I think it'll be a grower, not a shower. Are you feeling a comedown from your time in New York? Are you feeling like you need some electrolytes? Are you mentally exhausted? Oh, yeah. No, I'm physically and mentally destroyed, for sure. So I'm very happy to be home. The daylight savings really kind of fucked me up, though. It's always weird to do that. But it was the first time where I timed this weird sequence of events to where I... I got eight and a half hours of sleep while also waking up at 4.30 in the morning. Yeah, that is. Because of how early I went to bed and with the hour time change, I woke up at 4.30 and I was like, God fucking damn it. I'm really not. I don't have the time right now for this. And then I started doing the math in my head and I was like, you know, fuck it. I'm going to. It's time to make me a pour over. That's why you felt so good. There's nothing better than getting that eight hours but still waking up at the CEO time to really kick your day off. It's the fucking best. I, unfortunately, have had to go out every night, and last night was no different, to celebrate the union of Joe Coscarelli. Oh, yeah. You had another industry wedding. I went to another industry wedding at local nightclub jeans, so it was literally just a party.

Um, but it was a, it was a real who's who, but I, you know, I went cause, cause they gave like a, you know, creative, they gave like some sort of prompt for the dressing, you know? And I was just like, I'm wearing a suit with a tie. Like I'm not thinking about this. And Chris Chang showed up in a suit and tie as well, which was surprising to me. Well, what was the prompt? The prompt was like, you know, creative something, something, something, which, which leads me to believe that people are going to do like show up in like a t-shirt. is often what happens so i went the other way and kind of kept it extremely buttoned up extremely formal which i felt pretty good about okay um as i danced the night away yeah i guess it could be like you know you can wear your your armani suit but then like Wouldn't it be random if I wore Tim's with it or something like that? Splash out, make it my own. Or some Beef and Brock's, some Weatherman. I think for a Joe Coscarelli wedding, I would have rocked the Weatherman's. That would have been pretty cool, but I didn't really have time to get those. Those come in your size, right? I think so, yeah. Just something to think about as the holidays kind of approach. Do you think the Rick Owens clown shoes come in my size too? I would have to imagine. I would have to imagine. I mean, I think they outfit a lot of athletes. Bigger fellas? Yeah. Anybody that outfits bigger fellas, I feel they're going to have something for you. That's my guess. But I can call Rick and say. Rick Owens, can you do something for me? I will make you very jealous. To know that I will be... I guess where I'm eating lunch today, Chris. I mean... It's a casual supermarket that also offers a hot and cold bar. Oh, so you're... Okay, so last night you hit Del Taco, and then today you're going to Erwan, is what you're telling me. Last night I went to a restaurant called Piha Palace in Cursed Silver Lake. What is the... What kind of food is this? It sounds like... I don't like the name. It has P in it. You don't like P? It's just your standard, fair, Indian, gay, millennial, Gen Z sports bar. Okay. I feel like I saw this on Carolyn's story. Was there like a $26 hummus that was flipped on its head? No, no, no, no. It was more, it's like basically bar food. So it's like a Gen Z sports bar.

if like whoever actually gloss yeah like actually like if whoever designs glossier stores okay was was tasked to make a sports bar that's kind of what this would be okay hold on hold on hold on before you go any further why on earth would you go here well a lot of people say that the food is good and i've i've heard people who i trust say the food there was good and It's kind of a tough res to get, and we saw one pop up, and we're like, eh, fuck it, let's give it a shot. And the food there was good. So you have to make a reservation to eat at a sports bar in Silver Lake? Yes, 1,000%. Okay, and by sports, you mean they were playing actual sports on the TV, or like it's just themed that way, and they're playing like old MTV? They were just playing pickleball on ESPN Ocho. Yeah, that's what I'm asking. No, no, no. They were playing like... Like Florida State versus Miami, like college football. It wasn't the cornhole thing I saw on ESPN, too. It was real. It wasn't cornhole. It wasn't curling. It wasn't high school indoor volleyball. What's the crowd? I would love to understand the crossover of people who want to watch college football on a Saturday night and get drunk and people who want kind of thoughtful Indian cuisine. besides you the problem is i think the problem is in their in their mind when you're starting a business you're like all right we're gonna it's gonna be like a sports bar but not like the average sports bar it's gonna have like really good interesting food and instead of just like bud lights we're gonna have like allagash yes and you know a twisted ipa and instead of you know all these you know a vodka soda or vodka cranberry we're gonna have this you know, Sazerac with Gordon, you know, just all these like mixology things like that. And I think the problem was the restaurant got really busy and like too packed and hard to get a table that they sort of... lost focus on the sports element and just tried to you know accommodate all the customers so there were like a dozen giant flat screen tvs all playing college football but truly not a single person in there paying attention was watching was was yeah cared about it what a weird people just i i just that's such a strange concept

to me like i just don't think that that needs to exist i mean i guess the food's good it doesn't really matter but like i don't want to go if i go into a restaurant has 12 tvs in the wall i'm immediately turned off and i don't care if the food's good or not it's just too much it's weird yeah if you go to a place that has 12 tvs in the wall it's it's not really a restaurant at that point it's it's just a bar that has food and if if the food is actually good then that's just uh you know a happy coincidence now were these were these small plates shareable stuff so yeah we had like onion rings with like some type of chutney that was actually pretty pretty good um they have like a lot of pizzas they have wings and tenders and stuff like that and there's an indian twist on all of these american bowling alley classics all the food is indian yeah all the food is indian the pizza has like paneer on on it and shit and like It's all Indian flavor and spice, and the food was all pretty good. I couldn't really knock it. That's good. I just can't go to young people Gen Z restaurants anymore. What was the crowd like? It was just TikTok food bloggers and people on first dates. All the people there were nice, and the staff was cool, and everyone was attentive. I didn't have any complaints, but it was just like... I mean, I really am just like old or washed or something because I just couldn't really handle being in that room. I felt I didn't feel above it. I was just like, this is not this is not for me kind of thing. Everything you just described to me is insane. All of that stuff is like insane that that's a real thing that exists. And for it to be good is just a cherry on top. Yeah, I think eventually. They will just abandon the sports part and just, if you want to watch TV, you can kind of thing, but whatever. It's fun. It's fun when you see that happen when like a place opens and it's like really well done and like nice and kind of high end. And then it becomes a year, a year later. It's like.

a graffiti bomb bathroom where they they just serve vodka sodas and don't oh they've abandoned everything they're like we're making so much money we don't give a shit about this we have this new concept and they're like yeah we uh we just do smash burgers now yeah it literally it's like i've seen it happen so many times and it's just like i get it but i nothing wrong with the pivot nothing wrong with the pivot at all no there's nothing wrong with the pivot especially when it lines lay pockets but i'm just so glad that i don't have to go to silver lake anymore There's just something about it that just pisses me off. I can't remember the last time I've been to Silver Lake either. And if I do go, I like to do something funny like go to Intelligentsia and sit in the heart of it. Because people like to say Stella's a good restaurant, which is a bold-faced lie. So I try to avoid that. People get mad at me when I say that. I'm like, do you want saucy fish for $50 in Silver Lake? I don't. saucy fish like it's it's cool looking and i'm sure somebody's making a fortune because they got in when the getting was good location's amazing but like that is not a place to eat i don't even drink and i know it's not a place to eat i think it's just nostalgia you know yeah same thing as so many of these other i mean maybe by the time that we're like 100 years old and about to die people will talk about stella like it's You know, Musso and Franks or Peter Luger or something like that. Like, oh, I've been going to this old place for so long. Yeah, that's true. That's probably true. Yeah, people that moved to Altadena and they're like, we got a babysitter. We're going back to our old haunt tonight. I got a 10-15 dinner as we're eating outside. Yeah, I was able to secure a 10-15. Did they sell a valet in the back or is it kind of street parking? What is the, we didn't talk about the. the show on Friday. For our listeners who were not in Williamsburg, for our sold-out show, first of all, thanks to everyone for coming, especially Hari Neff for being our special guest that we did not deserve to have on stage, but we still did somehow. But yeah, the show, how did you feel?

feel about it oh i felt good i had a great time i thought it was it might have been the best how long gone green room we've ever ever had well we couldn't smoke in there so that maybe you're wrong about that i mean no i think the crowd in the green room was the best we've had so far as far as the the variety of people and friends that were able to they were able to tap in there were there were yeah that's true but i did see uh maybe three or four people who i had no maybe more than that maybe eight people who i did not know That's your fault? I mean, that's mine. But I remember I had to, not yell, but I had to make somebody uncomfortable. He was like a tall-ish white guy, and he kind of had curly, kind of bushy hair. Does that ring a bell? No. I mean, that could literally be anyone. What was the issue? No, that couldn't be anyone. He had kind of curly, bushy hair. How many people do you know who have that? I don't know. But anyway, the issue was... He just kept drinking my bottle of tequila. Oh, you're saying he was sucking down the Casamigos too quickly for your liking. Yes. Well, it's like you're in my green room. Sure. And I don't know who you are. You don't come up and say hi to me or introduce yourself to me. We're in a room that's literally like a 10 by 10 square, the size of my guest bedroom. It's a jail cell. And it's like, so you're not going to introduce yourself to me, but you will. Have no problem having your way with my bottle of tequila, the one bottle of tequila that I have. So how did you approach this? Well, I saw him pouring a drink for someone, and I was like, don't like that. And then I went to the bathroom, came out, and he was pouring another one. And I was like, bro, how much of my tequila are you going to drink? He didn't say anything, and he did a little hand motion of a pinching. I'm just a little bit like I'm making a cutesy face. Yeah, yeah. And I was like, who are you? Like, why are you here? And he didn't really say anything. So I'm sure you're friends with him, and he's probably listening to this right now, and maybe he thinks I'm an asshole. The problem is with all these venues, there's a few stragglers that make it in via venue.

You know, it's like there's there's always somebody. But yeah, I didn't notice that. But I'm glad that you were kind of policing your tequila because that is the only thing you get. Well, because there's there's other like I was in there and every once in a while, you know, a different white guy who's 40 would walk in the room. And I'm like, oh, he must be a guy that Chris knows. And they will come up with a smile on their face and shake my hand and introduce themselves. And I'm like, OK, that's fucking. That's how you behave. If he wants to have one of my brewskis, go ahead. But don't do that. For shame. Yeah, don't come in here and put two of my Coronas in your jean pockets and walk out. This is too far. This is just too much. Well, you could try. But I'm going to have fucking one of the Secret Service come snatch you up, bro. I think the Bowery crowd was a little rowdier, a little better for my money. And maybe that's because... We were in Williamsburg, and those people are just neutered, and they're beaten down by the society they live in. But I don't know. That was my gut, but I had a blast. I met a guy who drove from Jersey to come to that show. I met people from L.A. yesterday. Someone came from Pittsburgh, maybe? Oh, yeah, I think you're right. I was literally sitting in a deli, staring out the window, drinking a water yesterday. like just having a moment and and uh a couple came up like bro great show last night we actually are from la it was sick and it was the perfect interaction they were very nice they were very cool and then they just went on their way you know i believe they were going to i believe they were going to the throwing fits garage sale um so i wish them luck and i hope they didn't get like that trampled to get a size 12 and some free hokas that someone didn't want. I think it would be cool to find out how much money everybody made yesterday because I saw a Macy's Black Friday style post from James where there was like hundreds of people to go buy other men's used clothes. Well, that goes back to my theory that everywhere you go from a Joe Rogan

concert to a menswear vintage trunk sale to a starbucks at the airport everyone wants to subconsciously stand in line they like standing in line because you get to be around other people but you also get to be on your phone that's that's my fucking stoner thought idea of it it's like you want you want to be i see like if you're walking around It's hard to look at the phone because you're going to walk into a stop sign or whatever it might be, oncoming traffic. Damn. Okay. So you're saying you can stand shoulder to shoulder with some of your homies, but you can still just listen to your music, your podcast, and your headphones, or you can chat if you want to. There's the option. Yes. I think, yeah, because before it's just like, okay, now it's time to do laundry or walk the dog or whatever. Whatever it is in the world. And the thought of doing that now without listening to a podcast or calling your friend or listening to music or whatever, just doing it alone in pure silence without your phone sounds crazy. So you kind of need something. And I think waiting in line is a perfect place to. socialize yourself, even though you don't want to, while also being able to stare at your phone the entire time. No, this is a good theory. This is a good theory. And you're with your boys from Discord and shit. You know what I mean? You got your cash app ready to tap to pay so you can get those New Balance that have only been worn three times. I mean, it's a good deal for everybody, really. But I want to get some numbers because I bet it did quite well. I'm sure. But I thought only hot chicks could sell their blown-out Eckhouse on the corner. But it's good to know that men can literally sell jeans that have had the crotch repaired for money in today's society. I think it's nice to know that equality exists. Well, I think it's kind of like when you go to your friend's art gallery and they're selling $20 photographs or something like that. You just feel like you should buy something to support the ecosystem that you are a part of, maybe. I don't know. I think it's genius, though, because it's like...

a guy will spend $200 on some shit you don't want so they can like be in your presence. Oh, 1000. That's the genius. That's the genius of it is like, you're buying this. You're never going to wear it, but you want to have a reason to say what's up to me. It's, it's, it's a smart business move. I respect it. It's also, it's very similar to like the meet and greet. type of thing where it's like, yes, we are all here for certain reasons. Like, yes, I did buy a ticket to this concert or this live podcast or this any type of event going on, any type of IRL experiential marketing campaign situation. You have to have some type of goal at hand versus just like, oh, I intend to go here so I could take a selfie with somebody I like who's sort of famous and then post it on Instagram. That's what everyone wants to do, but you have to sort of have a catalyst to get there. No, you're right. I would agree with that. And thank God that the nightclub is dead. We're used to go to do this, and now you have to go to these other things that aren't fun and don't involve drugs. Maybe they involve a little bit of alcohol, but it's probably like natural wine or something. Would you prefer going to clothing store parties like that or book parties like that? I'm not – I actually have no feelings either way. I think a good party is – I think a good gathering is a good gathering no matter what the impetus is depending on many factors. Do you think that if you go to – what's the – is it Dashwood? Yeah. I miss Dash. But I think when you're at like a book party at a bookstore or whatever like that and the natural wine is flowing, I think the conversation is sort of – consciously predisposed to be something a little more thought-provoking or intellectual than a clothing thingy, which is normally the root of the convo is what's the move later, versus let's discuss some...

Some interesting topics, perhaps. I mean, I'm going to go to Dashwood this week for a signing. I mean, I think that's the thing. And also a higher probability of getting your dick wet at a book thingy, I think. Yeah, there are women usually at book things. Well, I mean, when I say getting a dick wet, that's just a metaphor for anyone of any gender having any type of wet sex. Okay, all right. All right, Arthur. All right. All right, Arthur Carr, relax, bro. No more mythophil on this podcast. But I'm having a big Monday night tomorrow. Okay. Which I wanted to talk to you about. I'm taking your locker room talk buddy, Kobe, to see the 1975 at MSG tomorrow. They're streaming it live on Amazon. Well, I'll be watching it at home on Amazon. I talked to George this morning, and he was like, Bro, this shit is like two hours. He's like, so we were ideating on something that I have never heard of, and he put me on to. Have you heard of something called a she-wee? She-wee. Is that something, is that like a diaper for people who perform on stage? So I was, he was like, I was telling him he's got to hydrate when you're playing drums for two hours. That's pretty extreme. And he's like, well, actually, the problem is you can't go to the bathroom. And I was like, oh, well, you can have your drum tech bring over a Coke bottle. That's what I would do because I'm paying this guy too much. And then he said, oh, no, I would just use a Shiwi. And then he sent me a screenshot, and it's basically a device that is made for women to stand up and urinate. Oh, it's like a mini kind of trough situation. Well, no, it looks a little bit – it looks like a urinal with a dick hanging off of it. So it kind of, it almost looks like an elephant a little bit. All right. I got to Google it now. Yeah, no, it's, it's honestly crazy. And I was embarrassed. I didn't know what this was. She, we.com S H E W E E. It's the original. The original female urinating device is what their tagline is. Yeah. Great copywriting over there. Yeah, it was just an interesting thing to discover. And I think that there needs to be more visibility around kind of drummers trying to hydrate but also needing to use the bathroom during a long set at the garden. You know, what are they supposed to do? Okay, I got to say SheWee.com is now the...

craziest website of all time. It's honestly amazing, and I told you, I was like, George, I'm embarrassed I didn't know what this was. There are dozens of products that SheWe makes. There's the SheWe Extreme, the SheWe Flexi, SheP Extreme, SheCanWe, Little Black Bag, SheWe Flexi, and then there's another completely different wing, another tentpole item called the P-Bowl. P-E-E-B-O-L, like Manute Bowl. It's a pocket-sized toilet. And they also make the pee bowl disposable vomit bag as well as the pocket-sized toilet. Pocket-sized toilet. Bro, that's like, I mean, like, yo, your man's a pocket-sized toilet. It feels like when people have the portable dog bowl, you know, and they throw it down and put the water in it. I guess it's the same kind of vibe. But I've been thinking about this after you told me this. I was like, this is crazy. This exists. It's probably a multi-million dollar business that I had never heard of. And the graphics and all the instructional drawings are amazing. The whole thing's amazing. But I wonder why this started and what the reasoning was. It feels like it might have been like an outdoors situation. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like a camping kind of thing. But yeah, I was blown away by that. But anyway, so yeah, we're going to MSG tomorrow to see this show on a Monday night. It's going to be a late one for me. So I just wanted to kind of put you on the list. I don't know. I think I saw the 1975. They were talking about how the show starts early. Bro, if the show starts at 8.30 and it's two hours, it's still a late night for me. Yeah, for a Monday, I guess. That's a good point. Sorry, I've got to go back to the Peeble. Please, please. The Peeble, it's called a pocket-sized toilet. There's no photo of the actual device. It's just the packaging for it, but it's a pocket-sized loo, which allows men, women, and children to urinate on the go. What it is is like it's a pad that you pee on, and it turns your urine into a solid gel instantaneously. Why on earth would I need that? What is the situation? What is the situation? Well, you can use it for camping, long car journeys, traffic jams, traveling, festivals, cycling, climbing, skiing, dirty toilets, post-surgery, sports injuries, pregnancy, armed forces, sailing, kayaking, canoeing, fishing, mobility impaired.

Police, women, contractors. Hold on, hold on. How do they spell women? Is it W-O-M-Y-N? W-O-M-X-N, of course. Okay, all right, good. I just wanted to make sure. So this just solves all of your toilet dilemmas, I guess. Okay. I'm quite interested. I feel like, I unfortunately feel like if this product is able to turn urine into a solid. or gel-like substance that there's a heavy chemical compound that's going on that could be cancerous. Yeah, so it kind of looks like a turkey baster inside of a vape pen. Okay, sick. And the whole point of it is you don't have to squat while you pee. You're able to stand and take control of your piss. Yeah. So if you go to a port-a-potty, you don't have to squat or hover. You can just stand or whatever. I guess maybe you use both of them together. You use the pee bowl and you put it inside of the she-wee, and then you're able to, you don't have to just dump out hot piss into a garbage can. You can then just take your solidified pot. Gel piss. Yeah, yeah. I wonder if it's vegan. That's kind of my follow-up question. It's just a little xanthan gum in there. It won't hurt you. Okay, I'm going to send it. It's not gluten-free. It's not vegan, so I'm going to skip over the piss bowl. Oh, it is not vegan at all. The range of products is impressive, and I didn't know that Shiwi had branched out into all these other things. I'm going to have to share this with my network. Okay, well, we need to go on Drake's sports betting website app and then see what the over-under is on the 1975. taking a pee on amazon like during this two-hour performance will i be watching our boy on the drum kit and will we able to see and what color she we is is he going to get magenta light blue gold i was i was he was suggesting that we do a how long gone version but in like a manly black or navy That was kind of the, and I was like, that is a good idea because the colors are female identifying, I would have to say. I need to see if they have wholesale. Yeah, I mean, we could at least co-brand if they wouldn't let us do our own color. All right. Because I think, you know, if this is, I don't know if this is an EVA product, but there's, you know, if Adidas, Adidas has a lot of space in the line these days.

So maybe we could kind of, those Yeezy slides are not being made right now, you know, so maybe we could kind of slot in some How Long Gone 1975 peewees. I got to say, all this talk is getting me so excited to pee. Howlonggone.com is a website. Thank you guys so much for listening and coming out to all of our shows in L.A. and New York. We sold them all out. God bless. And then we'll be in Seattle December 15th selling some tickets there. And thanks to everyone for buying merch. That'll be all shipping out this week as well. Yeah, I think that's it. Thank God. I guess that's about it. Thank God. Yeah, it's going to be good to see you in Seattle on the 15th. But yeah, we'll be back this week with more excellent podcasts as always, Jason. I'm glad you're back in California. I can hear the relaxation in your voice. And I called my masseuse in New York, and someone had booked a three-and-a-half-hour appointment, so I'm kind of scrambling on a Sunday afternoon. So I need you to pray for me, please, if you could, because my shoulders are really tight. Prayers up, baby. Prayers up. I'm virtually rubbing you right now, I presume. No homo. Okay, bye, guys.